1.
dad: so how’s the new school year been so far?
son: *stares at pancakes for four hours*— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 27, 2015
2.
got the new tBone6s !!!!! pic.twitter.com/gYtvQO6Wkd
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 25, 2015
3.
if your school doesn’t have a pancake club START. ONE. NOW. because it looks tight on college apps!
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 24, 2015
4.
waffles look like inside out abs
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 22, 2015
5.
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to take a pic of your food for instagram and it's being all shy and won’t smile
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 18, 2015
6.
prank: fill your friend's omelette with glitter
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 15, 2015
7.
summer may be over, but pancakes
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 14, 2015
8.
isn't it kind of a spell when you tell the waiter what you want and your magical words force his hand to write down your desires??
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 10, 2015
9.
hope yr labor day is as chill as this burger in a hammock pic.twitter.com/KgQZjpuQ23
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 7, 2015
10.
welcome to Dennysland where we’ll hit you over the head with a simple metaphor but the metaphor is pancakes so you'll probably like it
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) August 24, 2015
11.
want to convert a booth into a tiny little house like those weirdos on tv who build and buy tiny little houses
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) August 17, 2015
12.
waiters gonna wait
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) August 12, 2015
13.
don't you hate it when you're playing footsie under the booth but then you realize it's not even yr crush it's just a booth gnome again
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) August 6, 2015
14.
still holding out hope for a hot summer romance? our nachos are cute and emotionally available.
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) August 2, 2015
15.
if your diss track was a little meek come in this weekend for a free piece of humble pie
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) July 31, 2015
16.
guessing shrimp are always in the fetal position because they are depressed about being called shrimp
🍤🍤🍤🍤
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) July 27, 2015
17.
egg egg egg egg egg egg eggg mmmmmm egg
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) July 26, 2015
Denny’s is my spirit animal. 
