Kelly Keggs was sitting on a flight that was delayed for takeoff when the entire plane became an audience for a couple’s spectacularly dramatic break-up. Not one to let this moment get lost in history, Keggs live-tweeted the entire messy affair:
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 23, 2015
The guy proceeds to say it like it is (aka be an asshole).
Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
And neither of them care? Lololol funny jokes.
Guy: I don't care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
But the drama has only just begun —
"I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
"Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
Maybe some sort of live entertainment should be provided with all flight delays??
This is the greatest plane delay I've ever had
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
And the dialogue escalates again!
Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
**loud sobs**
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
Suddenly a pause in the storm.
Very stoic few minutes pic.twitter.com/eyt4YDlEj3
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
…then it roars up again.
Girl: "well what makes you so FUCKING SPECIAL?"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
"I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?)
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
Guy: "I can't discuss this anymore." Girl: "so I'm not worth your time????"
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
But once the flight finally took off, there was a game-changer!
What the fuck? Now they're making out. I'm not kidding
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) August 24, 2015
