The 27 Most Epic Tweets That Completely Summarize Last Night’s #GOPDebate
By Jacob Geers
1.
Anyone know why Megan Kelly was so pissed at me during the #GOPDebate? I'm pretty sure I was never married to her.
— President Trump (Parody) (@Writeintrump) August 7, 2015
2.
No *I* hate Planned Parenthood and women more! NO I HATE PLANNED PARENTHOOD AND WOMEN MORE!!!!! #GOPDebate
— erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) August 7, 2015
3.
Before the #GOPDebate began, didn't the moderators say that 8 million ppl were discussing "racial issues"? What happened to those questions?
— deray (@deray) August 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/DerrickClifton/status/629490962184687616
5.
"That concludes our debate! Please welcome the Koch Brothers who will choose an ideological broodmare from our whore-stable!" #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
6.
Kasich won. Jeb! underwhelmed. Rubio was meh. Christie tanked. Trump was wounded. The others not worth talking about. #GOPDebate
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) August 7, 2015
7.
Well, that was fun! Like eating Indian food that's way too spicy or a road trip through Nevada with no air conditioning. #GOPDebate
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) August 7, 2015
8.
The winner of the #GOPDebate is anyone who didn't watch.
— Paul Solomon (@FrankTheDoorman) August 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/629487818314657792
10.
"I'm the only one to take out half a brain but if you go to Washington you'd think someone beat me to it" @RealBenCarson #GOPDebate
— Heather Childers (@HeatherChilders) August 7, 2015
11.
Fake laughter is the best laughter. #GOPDebate
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) August 7, 2015
12.
The #GOPdebate is not a debate at all. It's a series of 1 minute opportunities to avoid answering a question one candidate at a time.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) August 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/hemantmehta/status/629487230260789248
14.
The best part of the Debate tonight? Watching all the governors take credit for the economic progress under Obama's policies. #GOPDebate
— Matty Ice (@MattyIceUSA) August 7, 2015
15.
The candidates are being asked if they heard from God who isn't even an American citizen I mean come on. #GOPDebate
— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) August 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/LoganPhares/status/629486599466819584
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https://twitter.com/PhillyD/status/629486062981636096
18.
"Jesus…good guy. I would've sealed his tomb better. Cheap craftsmanship, a boulder that can just be rolled away." — Trump. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
19.
"Has God ever talked to you?" -an actual real #GOPDebate question. Seriously.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 7, 2015
20.
God just told me all these people are out of their mind. #GOPDebate
— Taylor Williamson (YOUTUBE STANDUP SPECIAL!) (@TaylorComedy) August 7, 2015
21.
https://twitter.com/LaurenGreenberg/status/629484803092447232
22.
Mike Huckabee seems like one of those guys who would get caught with a twink in an airport bathroom #GOPDebate
— Southern Homo (@SouthernHomo) August 7, 2015
23.
Cleveland's arena is named after Quicken Loans? #GOPDebate
— Rory (@RoryThemFinest) August 7, 2015
24.
https://twitter.com/ColeLedford11/status/629488011428921344
25.
@LisaMarieBoothe What I didn't like last night was all the time moderators spoke vs the candidates. 31% is way too much time. #GOPDebate
— SuperDave (@davemock) August 7, 2015
26.
Tom Hanks. Finally. Somebody who makes some sense. #GOPDebate #DebateWithBernie
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) August 7, 2015
27.
Oh. It was just a movie trailer. #GOPDebate #DebateWithBernie
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) August 7, 2015
It’s not a debate: this was a hot mess.