Donald Trump was asked last week about what his favorite Bible verse was from the Christian scripture. He declined to answer the question, but in response, the Twitterverse decided to brainstorm some potential verses for a Donald Trump Bible. Here are X of the most hilarious suggestions:
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"Can anything good come out of Nazareth? I mean, I'm sure some of them are good people and all. But mostly we get their worst." #TrumpBible
— Rachel Held Evans (1981-2019) (@rachelheldevans) August 27, 2015
2.
Jesus? He's only worshiped because he got crucified. I don't like guys who got crucified. #trumpbible
— BJ McCoy (@xmatman) August 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/SallyAlbright/status/637602819168698368
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"Marriage is between and man and woman. I believe it so much I got married three times. That's how strongly I believe in it." #TrumpBible
— puzzleman65 (@puzzleman65) August 29, 2015
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"You have heard it said 'an eye for an eye' but I tell you: don't be a pathetic loser. When you hit them back, make it count." #TrumpBible
— Benjamin L Corey (@BenjaminLCorey) August 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/TheTrumpBible/status/637418532691558400
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https://twitter.com/pbethancourt/status/637393337868271616
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https://twitter.com/TheTrumpBible/status/637401372539748353
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"I'm not saying Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem. I'm just saying show me the birth certificate." #trumpbible
— Leon Jacobs (@leonjacobs) August 27, 2015
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If I was Jesus, I would have made amazing deals with those money-changers in the temple. That idiot wasted a yooge opportunity. #trumpbible
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 27, 2015
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Esau? Total loser–terrible negotiator. Sold birthright for food. Jacob's shrewd, I'd hire him. The Jews, they love me you know #TrumpBible
— Jeff B., who on earth is this guy?? (@EsotericCD) August 27, 2015
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https://twitter.com/JoshRovner/status/636686563561205761
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Jesus turned water into wine. The good stuff. Not that garbage they serve at some places. #TrumpBible
— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) August 26, 2015
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And Jesus said to them, "It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but I am REALLY, REALLY rich." #TrumpBible
— Ben Casselman (@bencasselman) August 26, 2015
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There was no room at the inn. Mary and Joseph should have gone to a Trump resort. Classy. Myrrh like you can't imagine. #TrumpBible
— Jeff Fecke (@jkfecke) August 26, 2015
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I'll feed these 5000 but I'm gonna make the Samaritans pay for it#TrumpBible
— PoliMath (@politicalmath) August 26, 2015
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This Goliath guy, he's HUGE loser. David, he's a real classy winner. Used his sling to Make the Israelites Great Again. #TrumpBible
— Nick Bunker (@nick_bunker) August 26, 2015
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"Judas sold me out for 30 pieces of silver. That's a good deal! I taught him those negotiation skills" said Jesus #TrumpBible
— Flat Earth Denier (@DumbDraper) August 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/tkaraman/status/637612476172005376
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"Jesus needed 12 apostles. I would only need 4. Smaller government." #TrumpBible
— puzzleman65 (@puzzleman65) August 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/barefoot_prof/status/637607267664330752
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https://twitter.com/John_Mike_/status/637603990914646016
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Matthew – Jesus was a good guy but not a businessman. I'd have taken Satan up on those temptations but sweetened the deal. #TrumpBible
— Matthew W Baugh (@BaughWriter) August 29, 2015
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They said "He can save others but he cannot save himself" so he came down & saved himself. He was a real hero. #TrumpBible @ericmetaxas
— Sam Allberry (@SamAllberry) August 29, 2015
Is there a scribe taking all these down?? I think we have a new religion on our hands! 
