A Northamptonshire cow managed to get itself in a bit of trouble this week when it started messing around with a common garden chair. A local fire department was dispatched to help the poor creature out, but it turns out that the cow had already managed to free itself. What we weren’t free from, however, were all the terrible puns that followed:
— Robin Wilton (@futureidentity) August 28, 2015
— Paul Dixon 💙 (@PaulDixon) August 29, 2015
— Jamie Hastie (@cloughie77) August 28, 2015
— Barry (@thfc_cockerel) August 28, 2015
— Dennis (@zolajack) August 28, 2015
— Steven Eccles (@sdeccles) August 28, 2015
@northantsfire presumably the cow was not amoosed.
— John Wrigley (@JohnTWrigley) August 28, 2015
These jokes are making me awfully mooooooody.
…We are grateful for the safety of the cow.