Donald Trump just issued a statement to clarify some confusing shit he said, but now everyone is more confused than ever.
After participating in the GOP’s first primary debate on Thursday, Donald Trump began firing shots at Fox News moderator Megyn Kelly, accusing her of trying to “sabotage” his campaign by asking him particularly pointed questions during the debate. Fox News moderators — including Kelly — did ask Trump some specific questions, but all of them seemed perfectly reasonable for someone who wants to be President of the United States:
Trump then went on the media circuit throwing punches (and totally missing). During an interview with CNN’s Don Lemon he said that during the debate there was blood “coming out of [Megyn Kelly’s] eyes, blood coming out of her…whatever.”
Pretty much everyone was confused as to what this exactly meant. Today, however, Donald Trump issued a clarifying press release, and we would really appreciate it if you could tell us what it says, exactly.
The full Trump statement is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S pic.twitter.com/0tKkDTzcpm
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) August 8, 2015
Maybe it just means that Donald Trump is a dumbass?