You’ll Lose All Hope For The World When You Watch This Masked Naked Man Streaking Through Walmart Pouring Milk On Himself

Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson

The title pretty accurately describes this video.

For reasons beyond comprehension, a man decided to streak through a Walmart in a halloween mask. He would run to the dairy department, yell that he was on fire, and pour two gallons of milk on his head.

Yup.

The joke might be on him, however, as the local police have issued two warrants for arrest in connection to this video.

lol oops.

Thoughts anyone??

Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson

Hey, “I went to jail for streaking through Walmart and stealing some milk” could be a pretty good story for the kids, right? TC mark

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