You’ll Lose All Hope For The World When You Watch This Masked Naked Man Streaking Through Walmart Pouring Milk On Himself

Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson

The title pretty accurately describes this video.

For reasons beyond comprehension, a man decided to streak through a Walmart in a halloween mask. He would run to the dairy department, yell that he was on fire, and pour two gallons of milk on his head.

Yup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8guEFcrSybQ

The joke might be on him, however, as the local police have issued two warrants for arrest in connection to this video.

lol oops.

Thoughts anyone??

Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson
Youtube / Brannon Robertson

Hey, “I went to jail for streaking through Walmart and stealing some milk” could be a pretty good story for the kids, right? Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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