Whenever you open up a Q&A to everyone in the world, you can expect some really weird stuff. But I’m not sure anyone expected the questions, or the answers, that manifested themselves in Mike Huckabee’s recent Facebook Q&A session.

1. Starts Off With a Deep One

2. Insert Some Shameless Self Promotion

3. Of The Hundreds Of Questions, Why Did He Answer This??

4. Can’t Forget The Important Stuff!

5. This Guy Really Likes Himself..

6. Huckabee: Eating Fried Squirrel And Throwing Shade

7. Where Are We, How Did We Get Here??

8. Changing America One Keystroke At A Time!

9. But When He Answers An Actual Policy Question, It Turns Out To Be Terrible

You might not like his policies, but you have to admit, Mike knows how to make people laugh.