31 Tragically Hilarious #SignsYoureInTheUSA That Will Make You Laugh And Cry
By Jacob Geers
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https://twitter.com/cristela9/status/615601706995351552
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#signsyoureintheusa They ask for your name when you buy coffee, but not when you buy a gun – http://t.co/fUUEv6v5nO pic.twitter.com/7wHOk4rxtb
— Comedywire (@comedywire) June 29, 2015
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Down in Louisiana a guy dances with a gaitor and sings "I've had the time of my life" #SignsYoureInTheUSA pic.twitter.com/gzGX5CYqKi
— Gordon Heliotrope (@GordoHelio) June 29, 2015
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#SignsYoureInTheUSA I went from being fat, to husky. Thanks USA!!
— Casey Corbin (@CaseyCorbin) June 29, 2015
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#SignsYoureInTheUSA the U is mysteriously missing from colour, favourite, and humour.
— Theresa (@tlcprincess) June 29, 2015
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This is considered a meal for 1 #SignsYoureInTheUSA pic.twitter.com/G0DV8ecBWD
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) June 29, 2015
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You can see Russia from your house. #SignsYoureInTheUSA
— Marissa (@MarissaBenni) June 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/Enchantical/status/615579914759049217
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#SignsYoureInTheUSA College kids come out even MORE stupid than when they went in. pic.twitter.com/wtDiNFXymi
— Uncle D.L. (@VeryHeavyUncle) June 29, 2015
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You Watch Fox For Comedy and Comedy Central For News #SignsYoureInTheUSA pic.twitter.com/KrykLhq9mY
— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) June 29, 2015
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We stand together as a nation. #SignsYoureInTheUSA pic.twitter.com/I47Me3ItGu
— Natanic (@Nathanpehler) June 29, 2015
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Political Leaders Blame Weather Disasters on Gays Instead of Climate Change. #SignsYoureInTheUSA
— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) June 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/ecejatrublu/status/615575399636930560
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People Can name all 32 Starting NFL QB's but can't name the 9 judges on the Supreme Court #SignsYoureInTheUSA
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) June 29, 2015
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Every other TV commercial is selling drugs. All the others are lawyers offering to sue drug companies on ur behalf #SignsYoureInTheUSA
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) June 29, 2015
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#SignsYoureInTheUSA Quiet, understated displays of the flag. pic.twitter.com/0uWqOegSmn
— Adam Rank (@adamrank) June 29, 2015
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Eating is a sport. #SignsYoureInTheUSA pic.twitter.com/buJoqEF7E7
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) June 29, 2015
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Fast Food Tattoos #SignsYoureInTheUSA pic.twitter.com/9IREEmp1ut
— Stoner Statham Stand In 👌 (@clamgoblin) June 29, 2015
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#SignsYoureInTheUSA When you're eating and you see a guy with a gun at the table next to you. pic.twitter.com/SCFFGFjRja
— Faith 👻 (@WhoGirl13) June 29, 2015
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#SignsYoureInTheUSA pic.twitter.com/4aaxonzt8i
— Kris randomly (@KrisAtRandom) June 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/NotBTB/status/615607345175859200
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We consent to the bombing and invasion of countries we know little about and probably couldn't find on a map. #SignsYoureInTheUSA
— chester-of-jaos (@Jester_of_Chaos) June 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/vgnsocjust/status/615606800151285760
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#SignsYoureInTheUSA more Burger Kings & McDonalds than anywhere else on the planet. 🌍🍔🍟 pic.twitter.com/464g8wEt4a
— Doggy🥏 (@Doggy71952673) June 29, 2015
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A policeman tells you " put that beer down your not old enough .. Go and play with your guns or something. " #SignsYoureInTheUSA
— Jay Neezy (@MrJakob) June 29, 2015
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#SignsYoureInTheUSA
Your leading intellectuals are a comedy show host, a senator who used to work on a comedy show, and Madonna.— Jan Mieszkowski (@janmpdx) June 29, 2015
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#SignsYoureInTheUSA people think bacon is acceptable on/in anything. They don't know when to stop. pic.twitter.com/zsEZX027ga
— cry baby (@pimp_slayer7) June 29, 2015
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Where saying "I'm not scientist, but…" allows you to be put on equal footing with scientists for some reason. #SignsYoureInTheUSA
— Brother (@BrotherYos) June 29, 2015
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People wrap pizza in bacon and top cheeseburgers with mozzarella sticks, then moan about belly fat. #SignsYoureInTheUSA
— Holly Knapp (@HollyWouldBDead) June 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/ToddJambon/status/615608873018347520
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https://twitter.com/PariahPotimouth/status/615609823262978048
God bless America.