27 People Share The Hysterical Reasons #WhyTheyFiredMe
By Jacob Geers
Twitter invited the world to share a very hilarious reason #WhyTheyFired Me, and the results are funny enough to risk your job reading!
1. Sometimes The Truth Hurts
https://twitter.com/candiedrap/status/610510455199694848
2. Ladder Climb Got A Little Too Ruthless
https://twitter.com/ecejatrublu/status/610507242425548800
3. Staying Focused Is Hard
Tweeting while painting lines. #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/fhMNQROm6T
— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) June 15, 2015
4. Def Against Company Policy
https://twitter.com/NotBTB/status/610505434789642241
5. What Else Is the Furniture Being Used For??
https://twitter.com/misti_hoover/status/610505267332165632
6. Dude, Learn The Company Culture Already
#WhyTheyFiredMe I spelled everyone's name correctly on their Starbucks coffee.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 15, 2015
7. Being Polite is Hard
https://twitter.com/SinCityChiGirl/status/610497322141650944
8. Rickroll.
I gave up, let people down, ran around and deserted people. #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/WgnaqAi5GI
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 15, 2015
9. “Aye Matey! Bread Ahoy, In Aisle Five Argggghh!”
To me everyday was talk like a pirate day. #WhyTheyFiredMe
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) June 15, 2015
10. Lame.
#WhyTheyFiredMe Apparently the Break Room isn't the best place to "Free the Nipple"
— Camizzzle (@camizzzletweets) June 15, 2015
11. I Think You Answered Your Own Question!
#WhyTheyFiredMe I don't know, I never did anything!
— Casey Corbin (@CaseyCorbin) June 15, 2015
12. Eh, Looks Productive!
For taking my multitasking to another level. #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/ySXdPLBeI0
— Bella Elle (@Preciosa_Liz) June 15, 2015
13. Shocking That He Didn’t Get Reimbursed
#WhyTheyFiredMe Inappropriate pictures on the company dime pic.twitter.com/PrKp5JP1Iy
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) June 15, 2015
14. Maybe They Were Good Friends?
#WhyTheyFiredMe because I had pictures of my boss's wife on my desk
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 15, 2015
15. Hey, If You Can’t Take The Heat…
https://twitter.com/SinCityChiGirl/status/610492077743280128
16. The Story Of A Millennial’s Life
#WhyTheyFiredMe Because they never hired me
— Dan LaMorte (@DanLaMorte) June 15, 2015
17. WTF
#WhyTheyFiredMe I would always sniff the receptionist's seat when she got up to use the bathroom.@MrTommyCampbell
— Richie the C (@RtotheTtotheC) June 15, 2015
18. So True
Wore a Jenny McCarthy t-shirt at the 'Genius Bar'. #WhyTheyFiredMe
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) June 15, 2015
19. Hey, Syllabus Week Is Rough
#WhyTheyFiredMe I finally snapped when the 100th student asked a question that was answered on the syllabus. pic.twitter.com/3PTrP3mqsh
— NES Professor š“āā ļøā®ļø (@NES_Professor) June 15, 2015
20. I See The Confusion…
Apparently your not suppose to date the inmates.
#WhyTheyFiredMe— Dave Kitchens (@dave_kitchens) June 15, 2015
21. LOL
"It's an unbelievable story, actually…" #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/N4yaFbi0qQ
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) June 15, 2015
22. They Didn’t Thank You?
#WhyTheyFiredMe I raised the roof.
Literally. pic.twitter.com/BoxnMGMdKI— J-Ra (@TheTrueJRa) June 15, 2015
23. Maybe It Was Accurate?
I renamed our office road #WhyTheyFiredMe @MrTommyCampbell @SinCityChiGirl pic.twitter.com/MZJ2HdA8Kf
— Chris P. Bacon (@BaconAndTags) June 15, 2015
24. I See Enthusiasm
They said I took my job at Medieval Times too seriously. #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/TGSqV9LDRw
— Nick (@angry_eyebrowz) June 15, 2015
25. Hey, If It Is True…
https://twitter.com/ecejatrublu/status/610526893394169856
26. You Deserve A Raise, Not Termination
Designed the Company Calendar with no Mondays. #WhyTheyFiredMe
— ARTcade (@FunHouseARTcade) June 15, 2015
27. Seems Legit
Because come at me bro is apparently not the appropriate response to a mid-year review #WhyTheyFiredMe
— Nicole Word-Nerd (@Ms_WordNerd) June 15, 2015
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