27 People Share The Hysterical Reasons #WhyTheyFiredMe

Twitter invited the world to share a very hilarious reason #WhyTheyFired Me, and the results are funny enough to risk your job reading!

1. Sometimes The Truth Hurts

When someone asks "What kind of idiot do I look like," you're not supposed to give them a detailed description. #WhyTheyFiredMe

— Candi (@candiedrap) June 15, 2015

2. Ladder Climb Got A Little Too Ruthless

#WhyTheyFiredMe I took backstabbing a little too seriously pic.twitter.com/fPtenbojA1

— Pharaoh Hatshepsut (@ecejatrublu) June 15, 2015

3. Staying Focused Is Hard

Tweeting while painting lines. #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/fhMNQROm6T

— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) June 15, 2015

4. Def Against Company Policy

I uh, pretended to be disabled just for the great bathroom #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/YLGZFzKzG7

— Bill the Butcher (@NotBTB) June 15, 2015

5. What Else Is the Furniture Being Used For??

#WhyTheyFiredMe They found out I was living in the Home Goods department.

— Misti Hoover (@misti_hoover) June 15, 2015

6. Dude, Learn The Company Culture Already

#WhyTheyFiredMe I spelled everyone's name correctly on their Starbucks coffee.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 15, 2015

7. Being Polite is Hard

Apparently "go f**k yourself" is not an appropriate solution to every employee issue, especially when you're the head of HR. #WhyTheyFiredMe

— The # Queen (@SinCityChiGirl) June 15, 2015

8. Rickroll.

I gave up, let people down, ran around and deserted people. #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/WgnaqAi5GI

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 15, 2015

9. “Aye Matey! Bread Ahoy, In Aisle Five Argggghh!”

To me everyday was talk like a pirate day. #WhyTheyFiredMe

— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) June 15, 2015

10. Lame.

#WhyTheyFiredMe Apparently the Break Room isn't the best place to "Free the Nipple"

— Camizzzle (@camizzzletweets) June 15, 2015

11. I Think You Answered Your Own Question!

#WhyTheyFiredMe I don't know, I never did anything!

— Casey Corbin (@CaseyCorbin) June 15, 2015

12. Eh, Looks Productive!

For taking my multitasking to another level. #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/ySXdPLBeI0

— Bella Elle (@Preciosa_Liz) June 15, 2015

13. Shocking That He Didn’t Get Reimbursed

#WhyTheyFiredMe Inappropriate pictures on the company dime pic.twitter.com/PrKp5JP1Iy

— View from my office (@viewfrommyoffic) June 15, 2015

14. Maybe They Were Good Friends?

#WhyTheyFiredMe because I had pictures of my boss's wife on my desk

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 15, 2015

15. Hey, If You Can’t Take The Heat…

Apparently my boss didn't appreciate the custom parking space I made him…and the note I left him. #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/CL3Dr65VB5

— The # Queen (@SinCityChiGirl) June 15, 2015

16. The Story Of A Millennial’s Life

#WhyTheyFiredMe Because they never hired me

— Dan LaMorte (@DanLaMorte) June 15, 2015

17. WTF

#WhyTheyFiredMe I would always sniff the receptionist's seat when she got up to use the bathroom. @MrTommyCampbell

— Richie the C (@RtotheTtotheC) June 15, 2015

18. So True

Wore a Jenny McCarthy t-shirt at the 'Genius Bar'. #WhyTheyFiredMe

— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) June 15, 2015

19. Hey, Syllabus Week Is Rough

#WhyTheyFiredMe I finally snapped when the 100th student asked a question that was answered on the syllabus. pic.twitter.com/3PTrP3mqsh

— ECU Professor (@ECUProfessor) June 15, 2015

20. I See The Confusion…

Apparently your not suppose to date the inmates. #WhyTheyFiredMe

— Dave Kitchens (@dave_kitchens) June 15, 2015

21. LOL

"It's an unbelievable story, actually…" #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/N4yaFbi0qQ

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) June 15, 2015

22. They Didn’t Thank You?

#WhyTheyFiredMe I raised the roof. Literally. pic.twitter.com/BoxnMGMdKI

— J-Ra (@TheTrueJRa) June 15, 2015

23. Maybe It Was Accurate?

I renamed our office road #WhyTheyFiredMe @MrTommyCampbell @SinCityChiGirl pic.twitter.com/MZJ2HdA8Kf

— Chris P. Bacon (@420hashtags) June 15, 2015

24. I See Enthusiasm

They said I took my job at Medieval Times too seriously. #WhyTheyFiredMe pic.twitter.com/TGSqV9LDRw

— Nick (@angry_eyebrowz) June 15, 2015

25. Hey, If It Is True…

#WhyTheyFiredMe because I changed my boss's Out Of Office message to this: pic.twitter.com/FCgw5FeRIp

— Pharaoh Hatshepsut (@ecejatrublu) June 15, 2015

26. You Deserve A Raise, Not Termination

Designed the Company Calendar with no Mondays. #WhyTheyFiredMe

— FunHouse Arcade (@FunHouseArcade) June 15, 2015

27. Seems Legit

Because come at me bro is apparently not the appropriate response to a mid-year review #WhyTheyFiredMe

— Nicole Word-Nerd (@Ms_WordNerd) June 15, 2015

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Producer’s Note: #18 was previously formatted in such a way that it appeared the tweeter was being referred to as “the worst”. That was not this pieces’ intention, and the tweet has been replaced.

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