Thou shalt not threaten on twitter to stop watching Game of Thrones then watch it anyway the following week #WriteThe11thCommandment

— Kate Knight (@KateRHughes) June 12, 2015

Thou shalt not charge extra for guac #WriteThe11thCommandment

— Bustle (@bustle) June 12, 2015

Though shalt make your own sandwich #WriteThe11thCommandment

— Sirrruh (@Sirrruh) June 12, 2015

Thou shall not piss down my back and tell me it's raining. #WriteThe11thCommandment

— Kevin Concerned (@HensleywkAo) June 12, 2015

Thou shalt not follow someone, wait for the followback, and then unfollow. #WriteThe11thCommandment

— Michael Furtaw ♫ (@mikefurtaw) June 12, 2015

#WriteThe11thCommandment Thal shall not send game requests on Facebook.

— Guitarmacist™ (@Guitarmacist) June 12, 2015

Thou Shalt Wine More and Whine Less #WriteThe11thCommandment pic.twitter.com/0qqCl7zuF7

— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) June 12, 2015

Thou shalt ignore every commandment which did not say Simon Says. #WriteThe11thCommandment

— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) June 12, 2015

Thou Shalt ALWAYS Eat #PizzaCake. #WriteThe11thCommandment pic.twitter.com/2X15zJZR3M

— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) June 12, 2015

#writethe11thcommandment Thou shalt not use the last bit of toilet paper without replacing the roll! EVER! pic.twitter.com/o5jUBTMN02

— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) June 12, 2015

Thou shall bury all bodies upside down, so when they come back as zombies they will dig the wrong way #WriteThe11thCommandment

— larabee (@lbissilly) June 12, 2015

Jk guys, do whatever you want. Idgaf! #WriteThe11thCommandment

— lloyd (@110y_d) June 12, 2015

#WriteThe11thCommandment Thou shall watch the next episode on Netflix.

— queen of the clouds. (@SighAdeIaide) June 12, 2015

#WriteThe11thCommandment Thou shalt not do less than the speed limit in the left lane.

— Sherrie Charter (@SherrieCharter) June 12, 2015

Thou shalt not text a person, & after they reply, fall off the face off the earth. #WriteThe11thCommandment

— *Leah~Lela~Cyr* (@Babiiface16) June 12, 2015

One space after the period. #WriteThe11thCommandment

— Allan Mott (@HouseofGlib) June 12, 2015

#WriteThe11thCommandment Thou shall not try to stuff any more food items inside the crust of a pizza @pizzahut

— Faisal Riaz (@FaisalRiazTO) June 12, 2015

Thou shalt learn to take a joke … do you think i was being serious when I wrote the Bible? #WriteThe11thCommandment

— Deus ex (@ProjectCreate64) June 12, 2015

#WriteThe11thCommandment Thy shall serve the Empire

— Darth Vader No1™ (@DarthVader_No1) June 12, 2015