1. Make Up Your Mind!
Thou shalt not threaten on twitter to stop watching Game of Thrones then watch it anyway the following week #WriteThe11thCommandment
— Kate Knight (@KateRHughes) June 12, 2015
2. God, PLEASE make this one happen
Thou shalt not charge extra for guac#WriteThe11thCommandment
— Bustle (@bustle) June 12, 2015
3. The Feminist Rebuttal
5. But. Real. Talk.
Thou shalt not follow someone, wait for the followback, and then unfollow. #WriteThe11thCommandment
— Mike Furtaw 🎬 (@mikefurtaw) June 12, 2015
6. I’m Sorry, I’m Never Playing Candy Crush
#WriteThe11thCommandment Thal shall not send game requests on Facebook.
— Guitarmacist™ (@Guitarmacist) June 12, 2015
7. The Key To A Happy Life
Thou Shalt Wine More and Whine Less #WriteThe11thCommandment pic.twitter.com/0qqCl7zuF7
— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) June 12, 2015
8. PLOT TWIST
Thou shalt ignore every commandment which did not say Simon Says. #WriteThe11thCommandment
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) June 12, 2015
9. No Problem With Following THAT Rule
10. The Worst.
#writethe11thcommandment Thou shalt not use the last bit of toilet paper without replacing the roll! EVER! pic.twitter.com/o5jUBTMN02
— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) June 12, 2015
11. Finally, Some Practical Advice!
12. God Says YOLO
13. Did This Before It Was A Rule!
#WriteThe11thCommandment Thou shall watch the next episode on Netflix.
— Buffy Meissonier. (@FreakMyDeke) June 12, 2015
14. This One Is VERY Long Overdue
15. But Really.
Thou shalt not text a person, & after they reply, fall off the face off the earth. #WriteThe11thCommandment
— ✨Leah✨ (@Babiiface16) June 12, 2015
16. Finally Got To The Important Stuff
One space after the period. #WriteThe11thCommandment
— Allan Mott A.D. 1975 (@HouseofGlib) June 12, 2015
#WriteThe11thCommandment Thou shall not try to stuff any more food items inside the crust of a pizza @pizzahut
— Faisal Riaz (@FaisalRiazTO) June 12, 2015
18. THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT
19. Someone’s Being A Little Self-Promoting, Eh Darth?