The work day was an utter drag. I am a person that simply cannot function without enough sleep, so I spent the first half of the day, zonked out, blankly staring at my computer monitor praying no one would ask me to do something.
As lunch approached, I discovered something that would do the job of waking me up from my misty funk – a ripped up half of a business card that was tucked into one of the pockets of my jeans.
The print that was left on the shred of the card was unreadable to me, written in another language, but even without translating the text, it seemed to me to just be a standard business card. What I didn’t understand and immediately needed to investigate was a URL sloppily scribbled on the thing in red ink.
I immediately regretted plugging the link into my work computer when it produced a shitty mildly pornographic site that looked to be crawling with viruses. The writing was what I assumed was Polish and even though my browser tried to translate the copy it still didn’t even really make sense in broken English.
I was able to glean two things:
- The site was for some kind of sketchy modeling agency in Poland that wanted girls to do modeling in America.
- There was an email at the bottom of the page – firstname.lastname@example.org
Other than that, the website was pretty much a useless mystery, but Googling the email address would prove fruitful.