30 Lines That Will Make You Irresistible To Women

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Being a bit of an expert on romance and wooing ladies, I have compiled a list of lines to use if you want to attract a woman on the most primal, raw, and sexual level. If you use these lines on women, you will become irresistible to them. Their panties will be soaked and they will just want to rip their clothes off and mount you. Good luck, guys.

1.

“Here, have my coat.”

2.

“You’re a heavenly blessed beauty.”

3.

“Can I kiss you?”

4.

“I’m a male feminist.”

5.

“I try to keep in touch with my feminine side.”

6.

“If you go out with me, you’ll be the one wearing the pants in the relationship.”

7.

“I respect women.”

8.

“I hope it’s OK if I hug you right now?”

9.

“If I ever have kids, I will be a stay-at-home dad.”

10.

“It’s important to cry. I cry at least twice a week.”

11.

Jaws 2? No thanks, I get really scared watching horror movies.”

12.

“Where should we go eat? You decide.”

13.

“I think Miss Universe is sexist. I would never objectify a woman like that.”

14.

“Why haven’t you replied to my text? Please respond.”

15.

“I don’t like the sun; I burn easily.”

16.

“I’ll have my steak well-done, thank you.”

17.

“I don’t drive carsโ€”it’s bad for the environment. I take the bus.”

18.

“It takes me two hours to get ready in the morning.”

19.

“I am vegan.”

20.

“Hillary 2016!”

21.

“My pajama is my favorite item of clothing.”

22.

“I like anime.”

23.

“Good day, m’lady.”

24.

“I’m sorry if I’ve ever accidentally said anything offensive to you.”

25.

“I hate theme parks; the rides make me dizzy.”

26.

“I am terrified of spiders.”

27.

“I hate sports; I always get hurt playing.”

28.

“I love cupcakes.”

29.

“Beer? Yuck, I only drink pretty drinks.”

30.

“I just want a girl to make me feel special. Will you be that girl, girl?” TC mark

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