On yet another late-night of schoolwork, my friend mused whimsically: “What if your job was to go on vacation all the time? Like if someone just paid you to do vacations for them?”
If you’re lucky enough to find a natural fit at your internship, then click your heels twice on your way home! You have it made!
Spoiler alert: a lot of these tragic demises are key plot points to these Disney masterpieces.
Whiny though they may be, we need to understand that Disney Princesses are mostly just teenagers going through a really tough time. They’re angsty, they’re either fighting with their mothers or they don’t have a mother, they are at odds with their changing bodies, and they’re probably just getting their periods (which must be super tough when you’re a mermaid).
Now it’s time to get funky in the heat!