Horatio Miller

Joe, the 89-year-old grandpappy, is from a generation that thinks “tinder” is something you use to start a fire rather than to get herpes.

Your Invisible Boyfriend will be your very own personalized romantic version of a Tamagotchi.

Many men would give their right leg for a problem such as this.

According to Japanese authorities, 54-year-old Hideyuki Noguchi has confessed to drugging and raping around 100 women.

This is perhaps a new low for social media—or perhaps “antisocial media” is a better term.

Since the truck was said to be carrying three tons of cats, that would be about one full ton of cats that were buried alive.

Hawaii—with its heavenly moist climate, luscious pineapples, and tantalizing hula dancers—would seem to be the last place on Earth where anyone should ever be angry.

As it stands, her original makeup scheme is a crime in itself, because anyone who looks at it will undoubtedly be traumatized.