Steal his phone and set an alarm that says “fuck me.” As soon as it goes off, he’ll get on top of you.
Tyler Oakley: You need someone adventurous. Someone who’s willing to jump out of an airplane with you. Someone who’s willing to get drunk off their ass with you. Someone who’s open to anything, because they’ll do whatever it takes to have fun and enjoy life.
I don’t want someone who sends me mixed signals, because they think it’s a necessary part of the dating game. I want someone who tells me how they feel when they’re feeling it, no exceptions.
“One of the hotels I work at was changing their room layouts, and when they moved a bed they found a red pentagram painted (I hope) on the carpet beneath it. “
I want to live with you, so we won’t feel the need to fill every moment with adventure to make sure we don’t waste what little time we have. So we can just lounge around and read on opposite ends of the couch without saying a word. So we can spend the entire day in bed, alternating between snoring and screwing.
You’re the type of person who would buy your partner soup and sing them silly little lullabies when they’re sick. You’re the type of person who would sit side-by-side with them on the couch, reading a book while they watched their favorite TV show. Doesn’t that make you a total catch?
Imagine you’re in a heated argument with someone sexy, and then they suddenly push you up against the wall and slide a hand up your skirt.
We’ll tell you we love you by letting you choose the movie on date night and by giving you the last bite of our ice cream. We’ll tell you we love you by doing the dishes when it’s your turn and by spending hours searching for your birthday gift. We’ll tell you we love you in a secret language we pray you understand.
Put on that dress you wore the last time a sexy stranger hit on you. The memories will instantly boost your confidence.
Instead of stopping mid-cowgirl to tell him you’re too worn out to continue, order him to get on top of you. If you make it sound like you’re talking dirty, instead of admitting that you’re completely out of breath, he’ll be incredibly turned on.