Holly Riordan

“Found his wife having a love affair, so he cut off the man’s head and preserved it in a jar so that he could have his wife visit it daily.”

Getting along with his mother. Your relationship with her will impact your relationship with him.

You shouldn’t have to fish for compliments. If you get a new haircut, he should notice. If you wear a new dress, he should tell you how beautiful you look in it.

Grabbing a cup of coffee in the middle of the workday to talk about your favorite TV shows, friend gossip, and weekend plans.

I might be able to hold myself back from texting you, but it doesn’t matter, because I’ll end up liking one of your statuses or commenting on a picture or watching one of your Snapchat stories. That small, seemingly meaningless gesture lets you know I’m thinking of you. It gives my feelings away.

You use humor as a shield. When he says something super sweet, you’ll roll your eyes instead of telling him how adorable he is. You’re more comfortable with sarcasm than sentimentalism.

“You have no idea how beautiful you are.”

Leo: He’s sending mixed signals, because he wants your attention, but he doesn’t want to date you. He just wants you to inflate his ego.