How Each Zodiac Sign Tells You To Screw Off

How Each Zodiac Tells You To Go Fuck Yourself

Aries: March 21 – April 19th

They block you across social media and wait for you to get the hint.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

They send you paragraphs of texts explaining all the ways you’ve hurt them and how it’s unacceptable.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

They make a point to exclude you — and make sure you know you’re excluded.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

They post ‘vague’ statuses about you that everyone can tell are about you.

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Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

They reply to your texts with one-word answers.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

They smile to your face and give ‘compliments’ that are secretly insults.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

They wait until you turn around, give you the middle finger to your back, and curse about you to themselves on the car ride home.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

They get into a screaming match with you in public.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

They leave your ass and never look back.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

They literally look you in the eyes and say, “Go fuck yourself.”

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

They post pictures of themselves going out drinking and looking sexy so you can see you’re missing out.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

They delete your number and stop answering your texts. TC mark

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