A Reminder For Each Zodiac Sign On Betty White's Birthday, January 17

A Reminder For Each Zodiac Sign On Betty White’s Birthday, January 17

Today is Betty White’s 97th birthday! Here are some of her best quotes in order to get you through the day:

Aries: March 21 – April 19th

“You can lie to anyone in the world and even get away with it, perhaps, but when you are alone and look into your own eyes in the mirror, you can’t sidestep the truth. Always be sure you can meet those eyes directly.”

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

“Everybody needs a passion. That’s what keeps life interesting. If you live without passion, you can go though life without leaving any footprints.”

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

“Friendship takes time and energy if it’s going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn’t last if you don’t give it proper appreciation.”

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Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

“Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, nine if you’re ugly.”

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

“Don’t try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff.”

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

“You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.”

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

“My mother always used to say, ‘The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.'”

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

“You don’t luck into integrity. You work at it.”

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

“You may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game.”

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

“Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much.”

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

“Be grateful for whatever praise you receive, but take it with a grain of salt.” Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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