Aries: March 21 – April 19th
When you grab your cup of morning coffee, pick something with peppermint inside! Or at least sip on some eggnog later tonight instead of tequila.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Instead of replaying Thank U, Next over and over again, listen to Santa Tell Me.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Play a drinking game where you place a Santa hat on the corner of your television and take a sip whenever someone onscreen looks like they’re wearing that hat.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Buy the ingredients to make sugar cookies so you can shape them into trees and stockings and (if you sip wine while you bake) some X-rated designs.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Set up a white elephant gift exchange with your friends where you give each other the most ridiculous gifts you can think of.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
If you roll your eyes at corny holiday films, watch a Christmas-themed episode of Always Sunny In Philadelphia or The Office.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Look through old photographs of past holidays to remember how much fun you had with your family and friends. You could even create a scrapbook. Or at least snapchat your friends the pictures so they can get nostalgic with you.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Decorate a stocking for your pet.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Watch your favorite YouTubers celebrate the holidays in their own special way.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Finish your shopping. Finish wrapping your presents. Finish all of the things you haven’t had a chance to do yet because Christmas will be here sooner than you think.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Grab an old sweater you haven’t worn in years, get drunk, and decorate it with whatever crafts you can find around the house to create an authentic ugly Christmas sweater.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Drive around and look at Christmas lights with your person. If you come across a darkened street without any holiday spirit, pull over for a quick make-out session in the dark.