Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You are going to be given mixed signals that you will spend hours trying to decipher.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You are going to get into a ridiculous argument that ends with the silent treatment.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You are going to suffer from jealousy.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You are going to see something on their social media that rubs you the wrong way.
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You are going to get frustrated when you cannot figure out where you stand with them.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You are going to catch them in a ‘little white’ lie.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You are going to be waiting way too long for them to send the next text.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You are going to argue about a misunderstanding — but will clear it up pretty quickly.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You are going to feel like they are growing distant from you.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
You aren’t going to deal with any relationship drama. At least, not today.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You are going to get annoyed when they cancel plans again.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You are going to get into the same argument you have already had dozens of times before. 
