Aries: March 21st – April 19th

Every time you think you are almost over him, he texts you something pointless like ‘hey’ and it brings you back to square one.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

He still acts like you owe him something and like you are in a relationship where you should remain loyal to only him, even though he has made it perfectly clear he does not want to date you anymore.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

He tries to make you jealous by hooking up with someone else and making sure you see it happen (or find out about it over social media).

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

He tells fake stories to friends and relatives about how you were the toxic one and ruined his life, even though the opposite is true.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

He tries to cheat on his new girlfriend with you by swearing she is only a rebound and that he still loves you.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

He keeps in touch with your close friends and family by texting them happy holidays and happy birthday, so you can never successfully get rid of him.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

He will claim he wants to stay friends with you but will end up being a horrible ‘friend’ who is possessive and mean-spirited.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

He starts confrontations with the new boys you are seeing (or that he notices you flirting with) even though there is no reason for him to get involved with your love life anymore.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

He texts you whenever he is drunk, picking fights with you, even though you have already argued over this same exact thing a million times before.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

He purposely shows up in places where he knows you are going to be because he wants to have a conversation with you but doesn’t want to admit it.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

He sends you seemingly heartfelt texts about how much he misses you and how he wants to see you again soon for coffee, making it even more difficult for you to get over him.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

He keeps blowing up your phone throughout the week, begging you to get back together with him, even though you have asked him for space multiple times before.