A heartbroken girl

How Each Zodiac Sign Deals With Heartbreak

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

They block you from social media. They delete your name from their phone. They act like you never existed.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

They look through old photographs. They read through old texts. They replay old memories inside their head over and over again until they drive themselves insane.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

They send drunken texts. They show up at your doorstep. They try to get you back.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

They stay in bed. They cancel plans with friends. They watch romantic movies and think about what they have lost.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

They follow your every move on social media. They like your posts with other women to make it seem like they are okay with losing you. They pretend to be perfectly fine.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

They cut their hair. They get a tattoo. They exercise more. They make major life changes in an attempt to rediscover themselves.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

They yell inside their car. They cry themselves to sleep at night. They keep bringing up their ex to their friends.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

They swipe through dating apps. They visit bars. They try to find someone to replace the person they have recently lost.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

They ‘casually’ text you. They make excuses to see you again. They always talk about the good times, hoping it will convince you to come back.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

They drink a little too much. They work extra hours. They distract themselves from the pain.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Aquarius write poetry about their heartache. They post sappy song lyrics on social media. They listen to Taylor Swift on repeat.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

They call old friends. They book family vacations. They try to get rid of their loneliness by spending more time with their loved ones. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

Holly is the author of Severe(d): A Creepy Poetry Collection.

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