Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You blurt out whatever you were thinking without running it through a filter in your mind first and accidentally end up sounding like an asshole.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You stare at your phone every time you are surrounded by people and either pretend to text or scroll through the same websites that you have already read in order to seem like you are busy.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You always have your earbuds in to avoid having conversations with other people — but sometimes you don’t have any music playing because you like to eavesdrop on the people around you.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Whenever you attend a party, you head straight for the dog, the baby, or the snack table because the last thing you want to do is interact with someone your own age.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You accidentally stare at other people while you’re daydreaming about something completely different inside of your head and then freak out over the fact that they probably think you’re interested in them now.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You scroll through someone’s Instagram and accidentally like a post that was uploaded weeks ago — or you accidentally bring up knowledge you’ve learned online in a real life conversation, which lets the other person know you have been stalking them.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
When you are unable to hear someone, instead of asking that person to repeat themselves, you smile and nod your head to act like you agree with whatever they were saying.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You laugh out loud at the worst possible moments and end up looking like a crazy person.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You have trouble holding conversations with strangers on line at the grocery store and at the hair salon because you give one-word answers to their questions and have no idea how to respond to their small talk.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
When people come to visit, you either act like no one is home to avoid answering the door, or if your parents or roommates let them inside, you hide yourself away in your room to avoid socializing with them.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You accidentally trip over your own two feet all the time, end up spilling your food all over yourself, or get your lipstick smudged against your teeth because you are too messy for your own good.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
When you run into someone you know from work or class unexpectedly (and were not dressed for the occasion) you quickly walk the other way instead of acknowledging their existence.