50 ‘Never Have I Evers’ That Will Reveal Which One Of Your Friends Is The Worst Drunk

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1. Never have I ever shotgunned a beer.

2. Never have I ever gotten day drunk.

3. Never have I ever done a bar crawl.

4. Never have I ever thrown up in a taxi, car, or Uber.

5. Never have I ever drank beer from a funnel.

6. Never have I ever done a keg stand.

7. Never have I ever drank an entire bottle of wine by myself.

8. Never have I ever won a game of beer pong.

9. Never have I ever drunk texted an ex.

10. Never have I ever drunk texted my parents.

11. Never have I ever gone to a foam party.

12. Never have I ever lost my keys (or wallet or phone) at a club.

13. Never have I ever ordered something expensive online while drunk.

14. Never have I ever sang karaoke while tipsy.

15. Never have I ever drank in the shower.

16. Never have I ever told a stranger I loved them while drunk.

17.  Never have I ever cried while drunk.

18. Never have I ever danced with a drink in my hand.

19. Never have I ever thrown up inside of a bar bathroom.

20. Never have I ever made friends with someone on a line for the bathroom.

21. Never have I ever bought a drink for a stranger.

22. Never have I ever made up my own drinking game with friends.

23. Never have I ever woken up next to a stranger after a night of heavy drinking.

24. Never have I ever gotten wasted on a beach.

25. Never have I ever gotten wasted at Disney.

26. Never have I ever gotten cut off from a bartender after drinking too much.

27. Never have I ever went to work hungover.

28. Never have I ever went to work wasted.

29. Never have I ever called out of work for being too hungover.

30. Never have I ever snuck alcohol into a concert.

31. Never have I ever gotten drunk in Vegas.

32. Never have I ever gotten drunk in New Orleans.

33. Never have I ever gotten into a drunken argument.

34. Never have I ever bought a round for the entire bar.

35. Never have I ever tasted a jello shot.

36. Never have I ever eaten an entire pizza while wasted.

37. Never have I ever fallen asleep with my contacts still in.

38. Never have I ever peed in a bush or an alleyway.

39. Never have I ever sexted someone with a glass of wine in my hand.

40. Never have I ever made drunken plans that I regretted as soon as I was sober.

41. Never have I ever pre-gammed alone before a party.

42. Never have I ever played Edward 40 Hands.

43. Never have I ever gotten a piercing while drunk.

44. Never have I ever gotten a tattoo while drunk.

45. Never have I ever had sex while drunk.

46. Never have I ever been a regular at a certain bar.

47. Never have I ever thrown a drink in someone’s face.

48. Never have I ever woke up with no memory of what happened the night before.

49. Never have I ever wasted my entire paycheck for the week on drinks.

50. Never have I ever told myself I would never drink again and then drank the next day anyway.TC mark

This is me letting you go

If there’s one thing we all need to stop doing, it’s waiting around for someone else to show up and change our lives. Just be the person you’ve been waiting for.

At the end of the day, you have two choices in love – one is to accept someone just as they are and the other is to walk away.

We owe it to ourselves to live the greatest life that we’re capable of living, even if that means that we have to be alone for a very long time.

“Everyone could use a book like this at some point in their life.” – Heather

Let go now

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