Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You never hold yourself back. You are a fireball and aren’t afraid for everyone else to know it. You conquer every competition. You climb every mountain. You are sensitive inside, but a badass on the outside.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You look tough, but you’re secretly a teddybear. Everybody loves you, because you are willing to listen to them talk and join in with whatever the hell they are doing, no matter how embarrassing it may be. You’re open to anything.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
There are two completely different sides to you. One that is sweet and one that is cutthroat. No one ever knows what they are going to get from you, which is why it’s hard for you to get close to people. They don’t want to trust you and then get screwed over in the end.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Metta World Peace
You love your family to the moon and back. After a day without them, you’d end up teary eyed. You can’t stand to be apart from your loved ones for long. They’re the ones who give you strength.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Joshua James Maslow
You are gorgeous, strong, and intelligent and you know it. You call that confidence, but some people consider it cockiness. It doesn’t help that you feel like you are always right in every situation. You believe in yourself — but maybe a little too much.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
When there is free alcohol, you take advantage of it. When there is drama, you sit back and watch it. You live for messiness. You’re sweet as can be when you get along with someone, but you aren’t afraid to put a bitch in her place either.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You are the quiet, pretty one hiding in the background — but that doesn’t mean you are lacking a brain. You’re intelligent, but you only let certain people in on that knowledge. You mostly keep to yourself so no one has anything bad to say about you.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You hate when other people don’t get along, because you are just trying to have a good time. Your goal is to have fun. At the end of the day, nothing else matters.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You come across as sweet and innocent, but secretly, your mind is always turning. You’re always thinking three steps ahead. You don’t want anyone to pull one over on you, so you overthink every scenario. It’s what helps keep you safe.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Keshia Knight Pulliam
You don’t give a fuck about what people think of you. You love yourself and that is the only thing that matters. If other people don’t like something you have said or done, that’s their own problem. Of course, if they come at you, you aren’t going to stay quiet. You’re tough enough to speak your mind.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You’re the person watching from the background with popcorn in hand. You are never involved in drama, but you live for drama. It’s all you talk about.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Marissa Jaret Winokur
You’re as friendly as can be. You never shut up. You get along with everybody. You’re the one who makes them all laugh, the one they find non-threatening. But they should be threatened, because you are smarter (and sneakier) than they give you credit for. You’re someone who will stab them in the back and they’ll never even see it coming.