The Worst Part About Moving In With Your Person, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You’re used to hanging out with friends or going for a run around the block on a whim, but your person is going to be confused when they come home and you aren’t there waiting for them. You’re going to have to get used to telling another person your whereabouts so they don’t worry sick about you. When you’re living with someone else, you’re still allowed to be spontaneous, but you have to remember to keep the lines of communication open as well.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Since you will be spending more time together than usual, you are going to overanalyze little things. When they are going to bed. What they are eating. What they are wearing. Who they are texting. You have to get used to giving them their space, because constant questions are going to get on their nerves.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Your person probably knows about how indecisive you are already, but once you move in together, you risk getting on their nerves. You’ll never know which restaurant to order from or what movie you want to watch. You’ll end up making them choose because you can’t make a decision on your own. They might like having the control at first, but eventually they’ll get tired of it.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You are going to be a natural when it comes to living together. You will clean. Cook. Decorate. Fix whatever is broken. But that’s the problem. You are going to end up doing the majority of the work and feeling like your person isn’t taking care of their side of the deal. If you’re not careful, it could cause resentment.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You are a control freak and it’s going to make living together hard at first. You are going to get annoyed over little things, like how they don’t soak their dirty dishes or put their dirty clothes in the hamper. In the beginning, you are going to be nagging your person like crazy, because you want them to do things your way and they aren’t sure what your way is yet.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You are going to feel suffocated at times. You like to have your alone time so you can watch shitty reality shows and eat candy on your couch. You don’t really want your person around to make fun of the contestants and steal your snacks. But you’re going to have to learn to live with the change in schedule. You’re going to have to get used to the lack of privacy.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Even though your person already knows you pretty well, at first you’re going to play pretend to look like the perfect housemate. You’ll clean up after yourself. You’ll only drink on occasion. You’ll only use the bathroom when they aren’t around. But after a while, you are going to get tired of the charade and act like you’re real, messy self.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You are still going to act like a bachelorette at times. You’ll forget to ask your person if your friends can come over. You’ll forget to clean up after yourself. You’ll forget that every decision you make now impacts another person.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You are going to expect more sex than you are going to get. Yes, there are more opportunities to get naked now that you are living together, but that isn’t all your person is going to want to do with you. There are other responsibilities to attend to, like going grocery shopping together and finding new curtains for the windows. You can’t walk around nude as often as you want.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Your sleep schedule is going to get completely ruined. Your person is going to want you to stay up with them to watch certain shows and wake up with them to eat breakfast together before leaving for work. You’re going to have to rearrange your schedule to match their schedule better and it’s going to be tough to get used to.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Your person is going to be too quiet at times and it’s going to drive you nuts because you love to talk. You talk about your feelings. You talk about what happened at work. You talk about what was trending on Twitter earlier. When your person nods along at dinner and contributes nothing to the conversation, you’re going to get annoyed.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You are going to expect extra affection since you are finally living together. But your person won’t be able to cuddle and kiss you all of the time. They still have to go to work. They still have to see their friends. You might be disappointed at first, because you’re going to expect to have all this extra time with your person now that you’re living together, but in reality, you’ll still be spending a lot of time apart.