Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
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You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Do you like Adele? Because I can tell that you want to be rolling in the D.
Hi, I’m wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
You’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux.
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Do you like cherries? If not, can I have yours?
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you!