The Dirtiest, Trashiest Pick-Up Line That Would Lure You Into The Bedroom (Based On Your Zodiac Sign)

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

Do you like Adele? Because I can tell that you want to be rolling in the D.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

Hi, I’m wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

Do you like cherries? If not, can I have yours?

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you! TC mark

This is me letting you go

If there’s one thing we all need to stop doing, it’s waiting around for someone else to show up and change our lives. Just be the person you’ve been waiting for.

At the end of the day, you have two choices in love – one is to accept someone just as they are and the other is to walk away.

We owe it to ourselves to live the greatest life that we’re capable of living, even if that means that we have to be alone for a very long time.

“Everyone could use a book like this at some point in their life.” – Heather

Let go now

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This is me letting you go

If there’s one thing we all need to stop doing, it’s waiting around for someone else to show up and change our lives. Just be the person you’ve been waiting for.

At the end of the day, you have two choices in love – one is to accept someone just as they are and the other is to walk away.

We owe it to ourselves to live the greatest life that we’re capable of living, even if that means that we have to be alone for a very long time.

“Everyone could use a book like this at some point in their life.” – Heather

Let go now
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