The Dirtiest, Trashiest Pick-Up Line That Would Lure You Into The Bedroom (Based On Your Zodiac Sign)

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

Do you like Adele? Because I can tell that you want to be rolling in the D.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

Hi, I’m wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

Do you like cherries? If not, can I have yours?

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you! TC mark

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Do you screenshot the sweet texts that people send you? What is the last one you’ve received?

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Is there anything about me as a person or my behaviors that you question?

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