33 ‘Would You Rather’ Questions For When You Are Too Drunk To Think Straight

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1. Would you rather party with your best friends in Vegas or in New Orleans? 

2. Would you rather post an unflattering, drunken photo to your snapchat story that your crush sees or directly message him something embarrassing on Twitter? 

3. Would you rather get wasted and kiss your ex or fuck your best friend? 

4. Would you rather buy everyone inside your favorite bar a round of shots on their busiest day or get kicked out and banned from the place forever? 

5. Would you rather have a drunken hookup in a bathroom stall or in the back of a car? 

6. Would you rather go a month without drinking or a month without masturbating? 

7. Would you rather take shots without a chaser or smoke without snacks? 

8. Would you rather have your latest love interest watch you sing karaoke while drunk or dance while drunk? 

9. Would you rather be the designated driver and stay sober for a night or walk ten miles home with your whole group of friends? 

10. Would you rather get wasted after one beer or need ten beers to even feel a buzz? 

11. Would you rather send your ex-best-friend or your ex-boyfriend a drunk text about how much you hate their guts? 

12. Would you rather give up fireball or give up martinis? 

13. Would you rather run into your boss while wasted or high? 

14. Would you rather wake up hungover and find out you texted your ex or find out you spent your entire paycheck at the bar? 

15. Would you rather be the drunk who cries the entire night or the drunk who starts stupid arguments with strangers? 

16. Would you rather do the walk of shame or kick a complete stranger out of your house in the morning?

17. Would you rather drink too much and embarrass yourself in front of your grandmother or in front of your crush?

18. Would you rather drink from a funnel or do a keg stand? 

19. Would you rather run into your ex-boyfriend at the club or one of your parents? 

20. Would you rather throw up in the middle of the dance floor or inside of your Uber? 

21. Would you rather trip on the dance floor in front of everyone or rip the dress you’re wearing in front of everyone? 

22. Would you rather visit a bar that only served tequila or a club that only played Black Eyed Peas?

23. Would you rather lose your phone at a club or lose your wallet? 

24. Would you rather play a drinking game while watching Game Of Thrones or The Good Place

25. Would you rather have someone offer to pay for your least favorite drink or spend your own money on your favorite drink? 

26. Would you rather get more flirtatious once you start drinking or get more loose with your money? 

27. Would you rather go out and drink or stay home and drink?

28. Would you rather have no one to drink with on your birthday or no one to drink with on New Year’s Eve? 

29. Would you rather get drunk and reveal all of your secrets or get drunk and reveal all of your best friend’s secrets? 

30. Would you rather get drunk with your best friend or with your boyfriend? 

31. Would you rather cure your hangover with a cold shower or a mile run?

32. Would you rather wake up hungover or wake up with a stranger next to you?

33. Would you rather give up wine forever or give up beer forever?  TC mark

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