The Way Your Dog Thinks (Based On Their Zodiac Sign)

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

Your dog is always running around, tugging on ropes, chasing balls, and running after squirrels. They will never turn down the chance to go for a walk or jump in the swimming pool, because they love being active. Honestly, you don’t know how they still have so much energy at the end of the day.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

Your dog is a drama queen. Whenever you leave the house, they will cry. Whenever you walk back inside, even minutes later, they will wag their tail harder than you have ever seen. And whenever there is thunder or fireworks, they will climb right underneath the blankets with you, because they don’t want to be alone.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

Your dog is picky, so they will only eat certain food. They are also highly independent. There are times when they would rather be left alone than play. They like their personal space. But when they’re in the mood to cuddle, then they don’t hesitate to jump right on you.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Your dog is allowed on the couch, shares the bed with you, and gets fed table scraps more than you’d like to admit. Honestly, you don’t even consider them an animal. As far as you are concerned, they are another little human. They are your child.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

Your dog is a nature lover. They always want to be outside, whether it’s sunny out or snowing out. When they’re cooped up inside for too long, they go stir crazy. They want to hear the sounds of birds and squirrels and insects. And they want plenty of room to run.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

Your dog loves attention, so if you spend too much time away from them, they will cause trouble. Chew up the couch. Nibble on your shoes. Dig holes in the yard. You have to give your pup constant cuddles, because they hate being alone.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

Your dog is a total sweetheart. Whenever you are upset, they snuggle up to you, because they can tell something is wrong. They never want to see you sad. They will lick your face and nuzzle into your cheek until you feel better again.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You have to be careful, because your dog isn’t always on their best behavior. They will chew apart certain toys, so you have to watch what you buy. You even have to watch what you put on the television because they will bark every time they see an animal on the screen. They are mostly a good doggie, but sometimes they can be a total trouble maker with a loud mouth.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

Your dog is obsessed with two things — eating and humping. They are always trying to find a sneaky way to steal food off of your plate (or they use their adorably big eyes to beg for it). Their favorite thing in the world is when you put a bowl down in front of them. And if you dangle a treat in front of them, they will do just about anything for you.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You swear that your dog is the smartest one in the world. You can tell they know exactly what you are saying, sometimes even what you are thinking. Plus, they have done some incredible things you wish you caught on video because it would have gone viral. No dog is smarter than your dog.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You love your dog, but they are pretty lazy. They take long naps. They only play for a little while before tiring out. They aren’t all that energetic, but you don’t mind, because you would rather relax with them than run a mile with them.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

Your dog is the friendliest animal you have ever met. Whenever they come across another dog, they sniff and bark and want to become best friends. They are even great with little kids. The only downside is that if a burglar broke into your house, your dog would never protect you. They would just make a new friend. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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