Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You were the disturbed kid who placed their Sim inside of the swimming pool and then removed all of the ladders so they would drown. Or trapped them in an empty room without a door so they would die of hunger. Or actually tried to get the house to burn down so you could watch them turn to ash and wait for the reaper to arrive.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You were one of those rare people who actually got to see their Sims grow from children to adults. You might have even see your character die a natural death due to old age. Meanwhile, all of the rest of your friends gave up after playing with one family for a few days. But you? You stuck to it. You never gave up on that original family you started. That’s called dedication.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You played the Sims for one reason: to finally own a dog. You couldn’t care less about the people in the game. You just wanted to fill the house with pets.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You played the game the way it was built to be played. No cheat codes. No shortcuts. You were always the kid who pushed your baby doll around in a carriage and placed a basketball beneath your shirt to pretend you were pregnant, so you loved creating a simulated family and dealing with babies and bills. Back then, you actually thought being an adult was a cool thing.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Motherlode. Motherlode. Motherlode. Motherlode. You never made your own money. You wanted a big ass house and you had no problem taking a shortcut to get there. Your favorite part of the game was interior designing anyway.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
For you, the goal of the game was to get married and have children (and you would have a million children until you finally got the gender that you wanted). Then you spent all of your time raising those children, decorating their room with cute furniture, and praying that child services didn’t take them away from you.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You would spend hours creating the family — and then you’d be done with the game. You would never actually watch their lives play out. You just liked picking out the outfits and hair and face shapes. Most of the time, you created people you actually knew (like your best friend or your secret crush), but sometimes you created them out of your own imagination.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You were always the most interested in making money the old fashioned way. In getting your Sim the dream job you wished you were working and helping them climb their way up the career ladder. You weren’t finished with the game until you made them reach the top of their field. That was what you cared about the most. Their career.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You would make everyone woohoo. Your sim never had a real relationship (and if it did, it would cheat). Your goal was to see how many different men and women you could convince to sleep with you. You were obsessed with sex before you even knew what sex really was.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Honestly, you weren’t all that into the game. You didn’t get the hype. So you would play with families that already existed and then make them fight each other. You liked to see how many negative options you could make appear, how much you could make two people turn against each other. Their misery made you laugh.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You were all about the hobbies. You wanted your Sim to do everything. To have all of the skills. You wanted them to be fit. To play instruments. To paint. To cook. To fix things. Just like in real life, you wanted to become the master of everything.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You never played the Sims alone. You only played when your friends came over, and you would take turns building characters and constructing different areas of the house. Even though it wasn’t a two player game, you turned it into one.