The Stupidest Shit You Do When You Like Someone, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

A girl who likes someone
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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You get pissed if it takes them too long to text you back and swear that you’ll never speak to them again. But the second they do reply, you go right back to being crazy about them.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You like every single one of their Facebook and Instagram photos. And you upload attractive photos of your own in the hopes that they will notice what a great catch you are.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You tell everyone details about your crush that they couldn’t care less about, like how you held eye contact for five whole seconds! Your friends wish you would calm down because that person is the only thing you talk about anymore.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You think way too far into the future. You imagine what your wedding day would look like and what your kids names might be. You picture a future with them before they’re even part of your present.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

When there is the slightest chance of running into your crush, you spend hours picking out your outfit. You want to look perfect just in case they catch a glimpse of you.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You overanalyze every single thing that they say to you. You stare at their text for an hour before coming up with the right thing to say back to them instead of just going with your gut.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You obsessively check their social media. You keep tabs on them as best as you can — but you rarely talk to them because you don’t want them to know how you feel.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You do research on the things that they love so that you have something to talk to them about. You’ll start listening to their favorite band or watching their favorite TV show, even if it’s not your style.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You double text them. Maybe even triple text them. When you want to talk to them, you don’t hesitate to reach out to them, even if they haven’t been responding.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You get scared and you push them away. Even though all you want to do is get to know them better, you force yourself to keep your distance from them.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You write songs or poetry or stories about them. You get so obsessed with them that they become the inspiration for all of your art. You couldn’t get them off your mind if you tried.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

You overreact to everything. If you see them post a snap with someone else, you will feel like they are betraying you, like they are using you, like you are wasting your time with them. Even if that picture was only with their sister. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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