How You Can Tell You’re Fucking Your Forever Person, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

Usually you’re into the rougher stuff, but with them, you don’t mind slowing it down. You don’t mind being soft and gentle. You don’t mind pausing between kisses to say I love you. And you have never felt that way before. (Of course, there are still days when you break out the handcuffs and lube, but you don’t feel the need to do that every time.)

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

When you’re with them, you can laugh at yourself. Instead of feeling embarrassed about the awkward thing you just said or the way you almost rolled off the bed, you can move right past it and get back to kissing. With them, you never feel like running away and hiding. You always feel like you’re exactly where you’re meant to be.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

They appreciate the effort you put into looking good. If you initiate sex or go down on them or wear sexy underwear, they will tell you how much they love it (and will show you how much they love it). They will make you feel like all of your effort is worth it. They will never stop making you feel attractive.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

They treat you right. They never pressure you into doing something you are uncomfortable doing. And the best part is that they add romance into the mix as often as they can. They try to make sex feel intimate instead of like a chore. They try to make you feel special instead of like just another number.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

They go down on you as often as you go down on them. They are on top as often as you are on top. They make sure that you orgasm as often as they orgasm. They work hard to keep you happy, because they believe that you deserve equal pleasure. They never get too selfish.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You finally feel comfortable with your body. During past hookups, you were self-conscious. You worried about the stubble on your legs and the extra five pounds you gained. But with the person you’re with now, you always feel sexy. They look at you like you’re the most beautiful person they have ever seen.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

They know when you are turned on just by looking at you. You don’t have to say a word. In fact, they know your body better than you know your body. You never have to direct them because they know exactly where to touch you and which motions to use. They never even ask whether you came yet, because they can always tell exactly when it happens. They know your O face really well.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

The foreplay is just as good as the sex. They will actually take the time to kiss you on the lips and neck and thighs instead of going right in for the kill. They will make sure that you are in the mood. They will make sure you get what you need. Aside from the occasional quickie, they won’t rush through things, because they know you deserve more than that.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

The entire time, you’re thinking about them. No one else pops into your mind. You don’t wish that your ex was in your bed or that your person looked more like some famous celebrity. You prefer their body to anyone else’s. You even prefer sleeping with them to masturbating, which is a big deal for you.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You aren’t afraid to look them in the eyes. You hold their hand while you thrust. You kiss them on the lips. You cuddle after everything is over. You wake up together the next morning. And you do it all over again. You never get tired of sleeping with them. In fact, you never get tired of them. Period.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

They have an open mind. If you criticize a position they’ve been using, they won’t get mad at you. And they never judge you when you bring up a fantasy you’ve been wanting to act out. Whenever you make a suggestion, they take the time to consider it. Talking to them is comfortable — even when you’re talking about something as intricate as sex.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

They don’t get annoyed with you when you aren’t in the mood for sex or try to get you to change your mind, because they are happy to spend time with you while fully clothed. They just love being around you. Nothing makes them happier.