Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You are restless. You hate routine. You get bored easily. You make your person feel like they are never exciting enough for you, like they are never doing enough for you, even when they are trying their absolute hardest to make you happy.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You are stubborn. You always want things your way. You refuse to compromise. You refuse to sit down with your person and come up with a solution that would make both of you happy because you’re so focused on being right.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You avoid making decisions. You would rather have your person pick the place to eat, pick the show to watch, pick the spot to hold your date, because you never know what you want. You never accept the responsibility of making a decision and leave your person to do all the work.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You are too nice. You never yell. You never complain. You agree with everything that your person says when they really want you to be yourself, to speak your mind, to stop trying so hard to impress them that you sacrifice your authentic self.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You care too much about what other people think. You coach your person on what to say before meeting your friends and family so you don’t get embarrassed. You take fifty pictures with them so you get the perfect one for Instagram. You’re more concerned with how your relationship looks than how it’s actually going.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You are guarded. You keep your walls up. You make jokes when a situation turns serious. You laugh about your problems instead of having real conversations about them. You turn everything into a joke to avoid getting close to people, to avoid showing them the real, vulnerable you.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You are naturally suspicious. You get jealous easily. You search through your person’s social media and maybe even their text messages. You have trouble believing that they aren’t going to hurt you, that they aren’t going to cheat on you, even if they’ve already proven they are going to stay loyal.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You don’t trust anyone. You keep your secrets to yourself instead of whispering them into your person’s ears. You aren’t sure if they could handle some pieces of your past. You would rather keep everything to yourself. You would rather shut them out than take a risk by talking to them.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You are afraid of commitment. You are used to being alone by now. So you pretend that you’re emotionless. You act like you care less about certain people than you actually do. You live a lie to push others away. To keep them from hurting you.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
You keep your emotions bottled up inside of yourself. When something is bothering you, you suffer silently instead of talking to your person about it. You never open up to them like you should, you never tell them what is truly on your mind. You try to do it alone because you feel like you don’t need anyone.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You take too long to text back. You cancel plans unexpectedly. You hesitate to apologize after making a mistake. You expect other people to treat you like royalty, but you won’t do the same for them. You won’t put in as much effort for them as they have been putting in for you.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You are dramatic. You jump to the worst possible conclusions. You turn small problems into massive issues. Instead of talking to your person about a situation before it gets out of hand, you get pissed at them. Even though you don’t know the full story yet. Even though they might not have actually done anything wrong.