If He’s Going To Be Good At Oral, Based On His Zodiac Sign

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

The good news: He’s spontaneous. Unpredictable. He likes to try new things, which means you won’t get bored of him using the same tongue movements over and over again.

The bad news: Sometimes, he’s a little too adventurous. He nibbles too hard and sticks his finger in places it doesn’t belong. He tries to get away with some things you definitely did not sign up for.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

The good news: He always makes sure that you’re comfortable before taking your clothes off and he makes you feel beautiful about your naked body. When you’re with him, you feel confident AF.

The bad news: He’s going to assume that everything that worked for his ex-girlfriend is going to work for you, too. It will take him a while to realize that your bodies are completely different.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

The good news: He understands the importance of foreplay. Instead of using his rough hands on your dry body, he’ll get you wet by kissing your neck and massaging your shoulders. He’ll successfully get you in the mood.

The bad news: He’s inconsistent. Even if he finds a good rhythm that makes you moan, for some reason, he’ll switch to something new. It’ll be hard for you to finish when he keeps making changes.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

The good news: He will make the moment feel romantic, intimate. He’ll dim the lights, look up at you, and make eye contact. He’ll make you feel like you’re truly loved.

The bad news: He can be a little too loving, a little too gentle. Sometimes, you’ll want him to move faster, to act rougher — but he prefers to go slow.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

The good news: He’s confident. And confidence is sexy. He’s going to touch you like he’s a professional, like he really knows what he’s doing.

The bad news: He hates criticism. If you try to tell him what you dislike and wish he would change, his ego will deflate and he’ll start getting defensive.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

The good news: He knows what he’s doing, so he doesn’t stick to using his tongue. He uses his hands, his lips, his breath. Everything. And he’s damn good at it.

The bad news: He’s shy, so he’s not going to initiate oral on his own. He’s going to need you to ask him for it.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

The good news: He’s an excellent communicator. He’s going to ask you what you like and dislike. He’s going to make sure that he’s doing everything he can to please you.

The bad news: He’s not going to want to use a vibrator, a dildo, or any other sex toys on you. He’s going to want to stick to using his tongue and only his tongue to prove that he has enough talent to please you.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

The good news: He won’t stop at one orgasm. He’ll aim to give you multiple, because he’s always trying to one-up himself. To do better and better each time he touches you.

The bad news: Sometimes, he’ll forget to trim his nails before using his fingers. And sometimes, he’ll forget to trim his beard before using his mouth. And that can cause serious pain.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

The good news: He is randomly going to go down on you. You won’t have to ask. It will just happen. And it will feel fucking fantastic.

The bad news: He is always going to expect a blowjob in return. He views oral as an eye for an eye type situation, so he’s going to want you to put in some work, too.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

The good news: He actually pays attention to you. That means he’ll notice when you moan from pleasure and flinch from pain. He’ll be able to figure out how your body works pretty quickly.

The bad news: Once he finds out what you like, he’s always going to do it. In the same exact way. Eventually, you’re going to get bored, because you’ll be able to predict what is coming next.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

The good news: He’s creative. He likes to try new things, so every time he goes down on you, there will be a new surprise.

The bad news: He gets tired easily and he gets bored easily. So if it takes you too long to orgasm, he’s going to start whining about it.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

The good news: He’s going to give you compliments about the way you look and taste. He’s going to act like he loves going down on you. Like you’re doing him a favor by letting him eat you out.

The bad news: It can take him a while to find the clit. Sometimes, he rubs in completely the wrong spot. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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