This Is Why She Fakes Her Orgasms, Based On Her Zodiac Sign

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

She wanted the sex to end so that she could go home and masturbate.

Solution: Watch her masturbate, so that you can learn how she likes to be touched and can copy the moves she uses. 

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

She got tired and just wanted the sex to be over with already.

Solution: Give her oral (and an orgasm) before having sex, so that you don’t feel pressured to think about baseball for hours while you’re actually thrusting.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

She didn’t want to be rude and admit you had no idea what you were doing.

Solution: Touch her clit. Slap her ass. Hold her wrists down. Try moves you haven’t used before and see what she responds the best to. 

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

She wanted to raise your self-esteem, because she really likes you.

Solution: Remind her that you want her to be comfortable telling you the truth, that you love her and won’t feel bad if she doesn’t finish. 

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

She was feeling self-conscious and wanted the sex to end.

Solution: Remind her that she’s strong. That every inch of her body is beautiful. That she’s the only girl you ever want in your bed.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

She was in pain, but was too embarrassed to say anything.

Solution: Make sure you use lube and foreplay for long enough before getting down to business. 

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

She was too stressed to actually orgasm.

Solution: Give her a massage beforehand. Light candles. Set out flowers. Make her feel completely comfortable. 

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

A guy has never made her orgasm before so she’s assuming you can’t, either.

Solution: Have a long conversation about what she wants and needs out of the experience. Communicate inside and outside of the bedroom. 

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

She knew there was zero chance of orgasming, so she figured she might as well fake it so you would stop trying to touch her.

Solution: Dirty talk. Ask her what she wants and then do it. Don’t be afraid to ask questions or to get ordered around.  

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

She was bored and wanted sex to end so she could get on with her day and get all of her work done.

Solution: Help her around the house so that she doesn’t have as much to stress about. So she can keep her mind on sex while it’s happening.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

She was moaning to get herself into the mood more and then you just assumed she had an orgasm, so she went along with it.

Solution: Remember that moaning doesn’t mean that she’s climaxing. It takes a woman a while to finish. Stay patient. 

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

She cares more about your pleasure than her own pleasure.

Solution: Pick a day where the sex is all about her. Go down on her, finger her, do whatever you can to make her orgasm. Show her that her pleasure is important, too. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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