Aries: March 21st – April 19th
The worst thing you could do is push her head down.
She’s adventurous. She’s kinky. She’s good with her tongue. You don’t have to shove her in order to get what you want. If you ask her to go down on you, she probably will. Just let her move at her own pace.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
The worst thing you could do is ask for a threesome — or even to watch porn with her.
She’s all about monogamy, so even if you’re just joking around she’s going to get offended and start wondering if she’ll ever be enough for you.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
The worst thing you could do is compare her to someone else.
She doesn’t want to know that’s she’s better (or worse) than your ex. She doesn’t even like to think about the fact that you have an ex. So keep the comparisons to yourself.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
The worst thing you could do is avoid looking into her eyes.
She craves intimacy. She wants to feel close to you. If the sex means nothing to you, then you might as well leave now, before she gets hurt.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
The worst thing you could do is tell her that you don’t go down on girls, that you don’t like the smell or the taste.
You see, she’s the type of girl that knows what she deserves, and if you aren’t willing to give her an orgasm, she won’t be willing to take off her clothes.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
The worst thing you could do is rush her.
It takes her a while to finish. Don’t put pressure on her. And while you’re at it, don’t rush through the foreplay either. When you’re with her, you should take things slow.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
The worst thing you could do is keep your socks on.
If you’re going to have sex with her, you have to get naked. Take off the wife beater. Take off the boxers. She wants to see your entire body. She wants to admire her eye candy.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
The worst thing you could do is stay completely quiet.
She wants to hear you talk dirty, or at least moan. If you don’t make a sound, how is she supposed to know whether or not you’re enjoying the moment? She likes a little noise.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
The worst thing you could do is treat her like she’s fragile.
She doesn’t want you to use soft, light touches all the time. She wants you to get rough. She wants you to get nasty.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
The worst thing you could do is take her out of her comfort zone by doing something she explicitly told you not to do.
She takes ages to trust someone, and if you take advantage of that trust, she isn’t going to want anything to do with you.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
The worst thing you could do is forget about your hygiene.
She takes forever to get ready for you. She showers, shaves, paints her toes, curls her hair, does her makeup… So she’d appreciate it if you at least showered and manscaped a bit before getting into bed.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
The worst thing you could do is refuse to cuddle once the sex is over.
In her mind, the best part of sex is what comes after. So if you’re the type to get up and get dressed as soon as you finish, she’s going to be disappointed.