12 Times To Give Him A Spontaneous Blowjob If You Want To Drive Him Absolutely Wild

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1. When he’s playing a video game, sit on the couch beside him and start rubbing his junk through his jeans, but don’t let him press pause. Say something innocent like, “Don’t let me distract you,” and see if he’s capable of beating the level with a hard-on. And if he can handle that, get on your knees and start sucking.

2. Reach over and grab him while he’s driving and you’re in the passenger seat. But once things get intense, make sure he pulls over safely to the side of the road, so you don’t end up in an embarrassing crash.

3. Give him oral during half-time. Or, if you can’t stand the sport he’s watching, you can make time move faster by sucking him in the middle of it. He can still look up to check the score if he wants, so there shouldn’t be any complaints.

4. When he tells you he’s going to take a shower, ask to join him. It’s much easier to blow him in the tub than to have traditional shower sex. And, if you’re worried about his personal hygiene, you can help him wash up before you go down.

5. Instead of waiting until you’re in the bedroom to initiate anything, kiss him when you catch him in the kitchen getting a drink. Then unzip his jeans and go down on him while he’s still standing.

6. If you wake up before he does, pull his dick out of his pajama pants and give him an early morning surprise (as long as he’s given you permission to do so ahead of time). That way, instead of waking up with morning wood, he’ll wake up with an orgasm.

7. When you’re at a party together, find an empty room to pull him into. It can be a bathroom, a broom closet, or your best friend’s bedroom. Just make sure that you’re quick, so you don’t get caught.

8. When you play Mario Kart or Monopoly or strip poker, make it worth your while. Tell him that, if he wins, you’ll reward him by giving him a blowjob. And of course, if you win, he has to go down on you.

9. The next time a sex scene pops on television, tell him it looks like fun and then rip his jeans off. If you’re into roleplaying, then you can even act like you’re the two characters on the screen.

10. Blow him as soon as you walk through his door. He’ll be expecting a hug or a kiss on the cheek. He won’t expect you to drop right to your knees and tell him you missed him with your lips.

11. If you’re willing to take a risk, give him a blowjob the next time you visit a bar or a restaurant. Ask him to walk you to the bathroom and then pull him inside of it to have a little fun.

12. Whenever the hell you want. If you ask your man, anytime is a good time for a blowjob. TC mark

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