What He’s Been Thinking About During Sex, Based On His Zodiac Sign

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

He’s thinking about whether or not it’s a good idea to risk sticking a finger up your ass or breaking out one of the sex toys he’s been dying to use on you.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

He’s thinking about baseball, soccer, or his grandmother. Why? Because he only sleeps with women he really likes and if he didn’t distract himself, it would only take him two seconds to cum.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

He’s wondering if you’re enjoying the current position you’re in and if it’s too soon to switch things around. As soon as he puts you into a certain position, he thinks of a better one. The grass is always greener on the other side…

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

All he’s thinking about is how he hopes no one interrupts you. He doesn’t want your parents, your kids, your dog, or anyone else to ruin what’s happening. He just wants to enjoy the moment.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

There’s no reason to worry about what you look like, because he’s more concerned with what he looks like. He wishes he could put a mirror on the ceiling or videotape the act, so he could see how sexy he looks. He’s proud of his body.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

He’s thinking about how he wished he would’ve trimmed his genitals or showered with a better soap. He wants you to find him attractive, and it’s making him a little self-conscious.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

He doesn’t dirty talk often, but his brain is filled with filthy things he wishes he could say to you. Things that would make you gasp (or moan) if you actually heard them.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

He’s thinking about all of the different places where he wants to fuck you. In a parking lot. On a beach. In an amusement park. He wants to have his way with you everywhere.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

In the bedroom, he’s pretty intense. That’s why he always ends up thinking about how sweaty he’s getting and how he hopes he’ll be able to finish before he needs to stop for a glass of water.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

He’s not thinking about anything. His mind is completely blank. Sex is the one time of day when he can really let loose. The rest of the day, he’s stuck in his thoughts, stressing out over every little thing.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

He’s thinking of ways to make you moan louder. How can he spice things up? He’s not sure, but he’s going to try something creative to see if it works.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

After a few minutes, he’ll be thinking about how badly he wants to cum, but how he doesn’t want to finish until you do. He’s more concerned with your orgasm than his own. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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