39 Little Things That Will Make Him Horny As Hell

 istockphoto.com, Vizerskaya

istockphoto.com, Vizerskaya

1. Sit on his lap while you’re out at a party or in a crowded bar.

2. Ask him which pair of underwear he wants you to wear that day.

3. When you’re relaxing on the couch, grab his hand and place it on your breast — or in between your legs.

4. Suck on his index finger.

5. Send him a simple text that says, “I’m horny.”

6. “Accidentally” graze your hand up against his junk while you’re out at dinner.

7. Walk out of the bathroom in a towel.

8. Walk around the house while wearing his oversized t-shirt and nothing else.

9. Let him feel how soft your skin is after you step out of the shower.

10. Ask him if he wants to help you take a shower.

11. When you’re out in public, text him to let him know you’re going to suck his dick when you get back home.

12. Wiggle your booty when you’re cuddling and it’s pressed against his junk.

13. Either slow dance with him or grind on him.

14. Mention that you aren’t wearing any underwear beneath your dress.

15. Bend over to pick something up, so he gets a good view of your ass or your cleavage.

16. Give him a look that makes it obvious that sex is on your mind.

17. Seductively suck on a lollipop in front of him.

18. Take off your bra while your shirt is still on.

19. Tell him about the sex article you read the other day.

20. Rest your hand high up on his thigh and squeeze.

21. Get dressed in front of him.

22. Give him a back massage, but let your hands trail over other areas of his body.

23. Tell him how sexy he looks. In detail.

24. Send him a selfie of his favorite body part while you’re still fully dressed.

25. Wear a nightgown to bed.

26. Give him a passionate kiss with tongue that makes it obvious you want that kiss to lead to something else.

27. Leave one of your sex toys on the bed.

28. Or leave a condom packet on his pillow.

29. Mention how hot another woman is and how you’d love to kiss her.

30. Wear that dress or pair of jeans that he always compliments you on. 

31. Grab his ass. 

32. Play the soundtrack you usually listen to during sex. 

33. Casually walk around the house in your underwear. 

34. Bring him to Victoria’s Secret with you. 

35. Flash him. 

36. Let him catch you checking him out.

37. Let him feel how wet you are. 

38. Ask him if he has a condom with him. 

39. Straight up ask him if he’s in the mood for sex. TC mark

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