Aries: March 21st – April 19th
The Walking Dead is almost back, so you can dress up as Rick and Michonne for the premiere and for Halloween. Or, if you want to get really creative, you can go find a way to go as Negan and Lucille.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Sick of slipping into skimpy Halloween costumes? Then wear a ghostbuster’s costume and let your boyfriend dress up like Chris Hemsworth. Give him some glasses and a skintight shirt, and he’s good to go.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Isn’t it obvious? You’re destined to go as Harley Quinn and the Joker. Channel your inner Margot Robbie and show the world that psychotic is the new sexy.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Pokémon Go was a big thing this year. But instead of going as a overly sexualized Pikachu in a short yellow skirt, go as Jessie and James. She dresses pretty skimpy, so you’ll still get to slut it up, but at least you’ll be in character.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Your boyfriend can be Deadpool and you can be Angel Dust–or maybe you can be Deadpool. Then you’ll get to make sex jokes all night long. Basically, you’ll get to be yourself.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Feeling lazy? Dress up as a pair of Snapchat dogs. All you really have to do is plop a pair of ears on your head and throw on some makeup that won’t smudge when you take shots.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Instead of dressing up like a princess, be the queen. You know, be Beyonce. Then your boyfriend can dress up like Jay Z or maybe just a glass full of lemonade.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Ready for the laziest costume of all? Wear a shirt with the Jack Daniel’s logo on it. Then give your BF a shirt with the Coca Cola logo on it. Voila! You’re Jack and Coke.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
The election is closer than ever, so it’s a perfect time to dress up as Hillary and Donald. Just don’t be seen separately on the streets. If strangers think you’re endorsing them instead of poking fun at them, then you’re going to hear a shit-ton of insults.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
What’s better than one Drake? Two of them. Slip into your ugliest sweaters and get ready for your friends to ask you to do the Hotline Bling dance all night long.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Didn’t get tickets to Hamilton? Then dress up like Alexander and Aaron Burr. You won’t look sexy in the traditional sense, but at least you’ll be warm in all those layers.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You’ve seen Stranger Things, right? Then dress up as Eleven and your favorite one of the boys (I mean, obviously you’re going to choose Dustin). Then get on your bikes and ride around town looking for trouble.