33 Shitty Types Of Sex Every Woman Suffers Through At Least Once

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1. Sex where you’re so close to cumming, but he stops before it actually happens.

2. Sex where he doesn’t even try to make you cum.

3. Sex where he tries to sneak a finger in your ass, even though you aren’t interested in anal.

4. Painful sex where you’re not nearly as wet as you should be.

5. Sex where you’re the one on top the entire time and are struggling to hide how worn out you are.

6. Sex that ends with an injured back or sore pussy.

7. Sex that ends before you even realize it started.

8. Sex that lasts so long that you start to wonder if he’s still attracted to you.

9. Sex with an ex (that you know you shouldn’t be hooking up with).

10. Sex with a complete stranger (that may or may not have an STD).

11. Oral sex that involves him thrusting his dick way too far down your throat.

12. Oral sex with a guy who has never heard of manscaping.

13. Sex with a man who has no idea where your clit or your G-spot is.

14. Sex where you end up staring at the clock the whole time.

15. Sex that you’re struggling to stay awake throughout.

16. Drunk sex you know you won’t even remember in the morning.

17. Sex he initiates at the worst possible time, like when you’re trying to watch a show.

18. Sex you only have, because you feel obligated.

19. Period sex that feels good, but makes a complete mess of your sheets.

20. Sex in complicated lingerie that you have trouble removing.

21. Sex that ends as soon you get walked in on by your roommate or parents.

22. Revenge sex with someone you don’t even like, but know will make your ex jealous.

23. Sex where you end up staring at the television the entire time.

24. Sex you have with some random guy you found at the bar, just to feel better about yourself (and it doesn’t work).

25. Sex that gets interrupted every time the damn cat jumps back onto the bed.

26. Sex with someone you have zero chemistry with.

27. Sex in a freezing cold room that makes your nipples rock hard.

28. Sex in a cramped car where you keep banging your head.

29. Sex in a grimy bed with sheets you’re praying have been changed recently.

30. Sex where you can’t find a condom, but risk it anyway.

31. Sex where you’re the one who’s clueless about what to do.

32. Sex with someone who hasn’t showered, shaved, or brushed their teeth in a little too long.

33. Sex that you just know you’re going to regret in the morning. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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