10 Risqué Tips For Having A Quickie


1. If you don’t think public sex is right for you, it’s because you haven’t tried it yet. Try fucking in a bathroom stall or in the back of your car, so you can lock the door, but will still experience the thrill of doing it in public. All that excitement will make it easier for you to orgasm.

2. If you’re in a frisky mood and think tonight might be the night you have a quickie, slip into a skirt or a dress. Not only will it make for easy access, but you’ll feel less exposed. If someone catches you in the act, all you have to do is adjust your skirt instead of hiking up your jeans. No embarrassment necessary.

3. Use toys. Some vibrators are small enough to stick in your purse, which means you can bring them with you anywhere you go. You could even invest in vibrating panties, so your man can secretly control what happens to you with a remote. Then you won’t even have to leave the table in order to orgasm.

4. You don’t have to skip past the foreplay if you want to have a quickie. Before you sneak away to find somewhere to fuck, play with each other under the table, or at least fantasize about something sexy. That way, you’ll be wet before the games begin.

5. Quickies don’t have to involve penetration, you know. If only one of you is in the mood, opt for oral instead. That way, one of you will get to orgasm and one of you will get to relax.

6. Quickies are usually impromptu, but you still need to think things through. Namely, you have to figure out what you’re going to do when he comes. Are you going to swallow? Or do you need to find napkins to wipe up the mess? You definitely don’t want strangers to see him with stains on his jeans, so come up with a game plan.

7. If you can’t get wet enough quickly enough, then use lube. It’ll make it easier for your partner to slide in and out of you. A simple solution for a simple problem.

8. If your partner gets caught up in the moment and starts acting selfish, there’s nothing stopping you from touching yourself. Do what you wish he was doing, but isn’t. That way, you’ll both get off.

9. Not sure how to initiate a quickie when you’re out in public? Sexting is your best bet. Write up a message about how horny you are or send him a naked snapshot that you took earlier in the day. He’ll be pulling you aside in no time.

10. Don’t be afraid to get rough. Quickies aren’t the time to look lovingly into each other’s eyes. They’re the time to throw each other up against walls and yank on each other’s hair. They’re the time to scratch and bite and thrash. Just make sure you fix your hair and makeup before you return to the public eye, so nobody realizes what you two were up to. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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