Holden Desalles
Holden Desalles is a pen name for Brandon Gorrell.
19 Waiters And Waitresses Describe The Worst Things Customers Do Without Realizing It
I hate when as a food runner i’m holding very hot plates and the family of five has no idea what they ordered as i repeat “derp burger” four times. Meanwhile my flesh is burning away.
19 Waiters Reveal The Rudest, Most F*&ked Up Thing A Customer Has Ever Said To Them
“I tip based on the size of your…”
19 Waiters Reveal The Most F*&ked Up Thing They Overheard Waiting Tables
I was so shocked that I went on auto-pilot mode and threw their leftovers away. The guy was NOT very hungry after that, though.
19 Women Reveal The Male Body Part They’re Just As Obsessed With As Dudes Are With Boobs
Broad shoulders just give off an air of masculinity and I love the contours of the bones there, they look so inviting and I want to nibble on them.
29 People Reveal The Sexiest Things The Opposite Sex Does Without Realizing It
When a man treats me completely normally… like I’m a person and not a girl.
27 Excellent Russell Brand Quotes That Could Change The Way You Think
The need to find out what will happen if I don’t relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and discomfort in my life.
29 People On “Sexy” Things That Are Actually Disgusting
The best part? The look of fear on her face during the whole thing because she didn’t know how many she put up there in the first place.
29 Straight Males Describe The Most Feminine Thing About Themselves
I definitely have body image issues. One offhanded, mostly joking comment about a shirt making me look fat and I’ll be stressing about it for the rest of the day.