20. I was too lazy to make coffee this morning, so I put diet coke in a coffee mug and heated it up in the microwave. 3/10 would not recommend.
21. I was wearing a mid length dress and knee high boots so I measured the exact area that would be exposed and just shave that 5 inches right smack dab in the middle of my legs…. Then I contemplated what I’m doing with my life if I can’t shave my entire legs.
– hpatel16
22. I signed up for a free trial of Amazon Prime so I could get free 2-day shipping on an order of new underwear, all because I didn’t want to leave the house or do laundry that week.
23. I was watching Breaking Bad on my computer but I wanted a glass of juice. So I opened my router settings on my laptop to disable my mom’s laptop’s MAC address on the network so the Internet wouldn’t work for her, so she would come to my room to ask what the fuck, and I’d ask her to get me a glass of juice and that it’s already fixed.
I’m still ashamed of myself.
