12. I once skipped an entire day of classes because there wasn’t enough milk to fill the cereal bowl in the morning. Lost all my motivation and just went straight back to bed.
13. My dog has a bottle opener on her collar so I never have to look for one.
14. If I find a Tupperware with moldy food in it I just throw the whole Tupperware away.
15. Once, in college, I was too lazy to get groceries, so I ate an onion with some ranch for dinner.
-mixtheguts
