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1. I still run out of the basement when I turn off the lights because someone might kill me
2. Always a little anxious before looking in the Mirror because I’m afraid someone might be standing behind me.
3. “The call is coming from inside the house!”
4. The one about the midget guy that dressed up like a clown and pretended to be a statue or whatever while some girl was babysitting. Why? I’m glad I don’t have to babysit anymore.