21 People Give Examples Of Ridiculous Statements That Will Definitely Ruin Your First Date

18. Well, seeing as this recently happened to me I’ve got an answer. So I asked her out and she said yes quite enthusiastically.

The first thing, the first words that come out of her mouth are “I’m not looking for a relationship.”

Definitely killed the mood.

Tjler

19. “Wow, are you going to wear that? It makes you look really fat.”

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20. “I knew I should’ve worn my other fedora.”

gabriot

21. “Are you from Ireland? Because my cock is Dublin.” Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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