8. I went on a first date with a girl to an Italian restaurant. On the drive over, there were a few Mexican workers standing on the side of the street. We get to the restaurant and all she wants to talk about are those Mexicans and how much she hates Mexicans. Well, I don’t know how well she looked at me, but I am Mexican.
9. “I hope we don’t get that nigger waiter.” I didn’t say it, she did, and it ruined the date instantly.
10. I was once on a date with a guy, we were on his rooftop drinking wine and he looks around and turns to me and says, “Ya know, I could totally rape you on this roof if I wanted to.”